What's missing in Iowa??

Q: What's missing in Iowa?

The place is flooded.

Homes, businesses, crops, and lives are in ruin, yet Al Sharpton and Jesse
Jackson are nowhere to be seen.

Every photo I have seen shows determined people working together to save
their homes and communities.

No one has cried for the government to save their butt.

There is no looting, raping, murdering, or shooting.

No need for a sundown to sunrise curfew.

The government hasn't gone door-to-door confiscating all weapons.

The governor of Iowa hasn't asked for $175 billion ($100 K per person) to
rebuild the state.

Nobody blames the government for failed levees.

There aren't conspiracy theories claiming the Feds planned the floods on
purpose.

No prisons have released all their prisoners into the streets.

Half the population hasn't relocated to neighboring states.

What's missing here?  Why is this so different than New Orleans/Louisiana ?

A: Apparently Iowa, a red state, has fallen through the cracks and missed
out on the federal Victim Mentality Education Programs in the schools.

Must be Bush's fault.